It is expensive to go to the Great Barrier Reef…even from Australia.
But today, we went “the cheap way” ($600US) on a fast catamaran-style boat for me and 300 newfound Wallaby-loving friends.
A cruise company has license to “dock” a pontoon boat at the reef.
Of course, it is a pontoon boat about as much as “Riverboat” Casinos in Indiana are classic Mississippi River paddlewheels…
This “floating Six Flags” as I dubbed it was in an amazing place on the reef…absolutely the only structure you could see in any direction with coral all around.
It has a water slide, glass bottom boats, a “submersible,” diving, snorkling, a floating chopper pad, and a high powered vaccuum to suck every available dollar from the pocket from your Vineyard Vines swimming trunks (thanks Elizabeth T).
Unfortunately, this floating rust bucket full of all-to-friendly Aussie tourism was also a Tetanus shot waiting to happen. 3 of the 4 of us gave blood at one point or another. (Nothing like chumming the waters of the GBR with a little B negative. Visions of that Steve Irwin guy were unavoidable.)
It was a flat out beautiful day in the high 70s and we had a good time…especially the kids. The 1.5 hour ride each way was fantastic and despite my disappointment with the “service” at the Great Barrier Reef WalMart of Water Sports, it is hard to be disappointed with the Whitsunday Islands and the Reef itself.
I am just spoiled enough that I don’t stand in lines tho and so I am happy to be back at the “home of the $11 Heineken,” Hayman Island.
Tomorrow we are scheduled to go sea kayaking, which I am very much looking forward to… And Friday, we will shun the huddled masses of chubby people in wetsuits and charter a seaplane to take us back out to the Reef for snorkling and a some time on a private beach.
I admit that I am ready to come home…and I am making one more effort to find a direct flight back from Australia — bypassing another conversation with the travel agent from Hades and the undoubtedly English-abusing concierge in Tokoyo — both of which are sure to be Lost in Translation.
No regrets…but I am quite certain that if I got us back even one day earlier, my wife would love me all the more. All she talks about is school supplies.
More soon…and pics tonight if I am able.
Sam






